AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH who are you and why are you called cheese you don't look like cheese i mean you are the right color and all but other than that YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE CHEESE AT ALL but if you are cheese can i eat you
oh my god I love cereal but i don't like Cheerios have you ever had those they shouldn't be called Cheerios they should be called stupid-os because they don't taste good and they're boring and they don't come with a free toy inside i mean obviously the free toy inside is always the best part you know what i mean
(slams desk and points a finger) OBJECTION!
(reads from evidence) According to this evidence from a common household dictionary, imaginary is a figment of idle thought, and thus arent real.
(looks confident) So, by that definition...
(Slams desk and points finger) YOU SHOULDNT EXIST!